I was awakened this morning by the dulcet tones of my daughter yelling, "Mooooooooommmmmmmmmmeeeeeeeee." Over and over again. Since she was using the same non-emergency yell she does every morning, I took a shower before heading upstairs.When I got … [Continue reading]
Doctor, it hurts when I do that
Tried to be a nice mom. Bought a copy of The Little Mermaid (Sophia is currently obsessed by Ariel) off of Amazon zShops. What arrived was a cheap knockoff, clearly a phony. Have to figure out how to rectify this situation. Dammit. § Trying … [Continue reading]
Head of State: the review
"Okay, I want to do a movie where I run for President, and I do some political-type ranting, and me and Bernie Mac play brothers but all we kinda do is beat one another up. It's funny shit, when we slap one another around." "You'll do the crazy … [Continue reading]
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