• Dear Universe: Plz make electronic/Kindle/iBooks version of Rodale's "The Synonym Finder." Can't carry red book around, can't live w/o it. #
• @simonfirth Best phrase I ever read: "Whenever I heard the phrase 'family values,' I just substitute 'patriarchy' and it works every time." in reply to simonfirth #

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• I wish my novel would write itself, so I could go ahead and read it (and not have to work out the difficult bits by myself). #

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• 10yo: "I'm going to turn you into chicken nuggets!" 7yo: "I am not poultry!" #
• @ebertchicago FYI, your review has introduced images in my head I can't get rid of. Which, just so you know, kinda hurts. in reply to ebertchicago #
• Dear "The Simpsons": Fie on thee for introducing that earworm into our house! Fie, I say! http://bit.ly/chBaD1 #

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