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Twitter Updates for 1969-12-30

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Twitter Updates for 1969-12-30

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  • Totally serious question asked today by, well, me: "Who is LeBron James?" No Nike shoe = no idea. ->
  • Anyone else keep double-clicking the home button on the iPad and then wonder why you get the search screen? ->
  • C'mon, I get some kind of prize for actually sitting down and doing the bills, right? ->
  • @pookster Nobody told me I was going to have to use real money to pay these off! in reply to pookster ->
  • I think I may be the wrong person for this gig. ->
  • @pookster Let's just say I could use a whole bunch of minions about now. in reply to pookster ->
  • Do you realize Nicolas Cage became Hollywood's go-to guy for weird when he was 22 years old? Dang. ->
  • @MonkeySmash *weeps* *realizes she hasn't eaten yet* in reply to MonkeySmash ->
  • I am only eating Phish Food as a protest because @monkeysmash and @wonkybutt won't share their homemade gelato. ->
  • On the one hand, this means I shouldn't sweat the cost of our remodel too much: http://bit.ly/d0O4Jy ->
  • Meg Whitman is attacking Jerry Brown his $1.8m house. Around here, that's a fixer-upper. Around Meg, that's the proles getting uppity. ->
  • According to my Twitter feed, this year a whole bunch of Americans actually care about the World Cup. ->
  • @HitFixDaniel Henry Fool >> Amateur for funny though. in reply to HitFixDaniel ->
  • @pookster Are you Hapsburg or Habsburg? Name your favorite colonial expansion techniques. Austria: friend, foe, or client state? in reply to pookster ->
  • @pookster Hey, I'm trying to use SCIENCE here! in reply to pookster ->
  • Spending an enormous amount of time at naturallycurly.com and discovering many things I hadn't known about having curly hair. ->
  • Me: "Now we can go back to not pretending to care."

    D: "I've never stopped not pretending." ->

  • Ran into a friend in the camp check-in line.

    "I'll Skype you!" she said.

    "Don't do that! I don't have Skype!" I told her. ->

  • The perils of free wi-fi: one chick is taking up 3 seats at this Starbucks, along with their electrical outlets. ->
  • now "plops" her hair after rinsing it in cold water and then "clips" it after appropriate "leave-ins". She may have joined a cult. ->