If I were to create an anonymous political blog, I would name it “Heilige Scheisse,” because those seem to be the first words out of my mouth whenever I read the news these days.
- This scenario is pretty much the same story as I heard from various sources right after 9/11. But the Republicans are also the gang that believes $3m to investigate 9/11 and $70m. to investigate something, anything about Bill Clinton is about right.
- It’s an article of faith around California that, right after the Supremes did their thing in late 2000, at the very least energy traders figured they had a friend in the White House. “Go ahead, screw ’em, they didn’t vote for me.”
- Every time I think this Administration can go no lower, they manage to surprise me.
- Duct tape and plastic sheeting? Duct tape? Didn’t one person—just had to be one, speaking quietly even—say aloud: “Gee, you know, people might make fun of this. Think we’re not serious. Come up with headlines like ‘Duct and Cover.'”?
- In case you haven’t heard, duct tape and plastic sheeting are petroleum products. Jesus, these guys are oilmen to the core.
- I got two fucking words for you, you morons: North fucking Korea! Oh, that’s right: their missiles can only hit the West Coast, and we didn’t vote for you.
I’m going to go read some happy-happy fun things, like romance novels or the Anarchist’s Cookbook. See you later.