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Tom Tomorrow sayeth it all.
Seriously, how uninformed can you be to be undecided at this point? Of course, I don’t exactly understand how anyone can think W. is doing a good job at this point. But if you’re all about having power and not so much about actually governing, then yeah, the Republicans are the place to be.
(I know, I said: no more politics for a while. I lied.)
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A number of years ago I heard a call-in show on NPR—something having to do with food; might have been Talk of the Nation or maybe a segment of The Splendid Table with Lynne Rosetto Kasper—on which the guest was World Famous Beer Expert Michael Jackson (one gets the feeling he introduces himself that way a lot) answering questions about beers. One caller asked, “What do you think is the best light beer?” After which there was a long pause and Mr. Jackson finally said:
“Drink less good beer.”
Another anecdote: some celebrity who had lived a good long time—Tony Randall? my memory is total crap these days—was asked the secret to his longevity. His response was:
“Eat only food that can spoil, and eat it before it does.”
These are two pretty good rules for life.
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So, I’m discussing John Kerry’s Daily Show appearance in IMs with my friend Otto:
DIANE
Yeah, I thought Kerry was a
little boring, but you know,
I'm not looking to marry him.
OTTO
No, you have Tony Blair for that.
I need less funny friends. Not fewer funny friends. Just less funny ones.