March 17, 1998

x The Paperwork.
x
x

St. Patrick's Day

Do I look like I'm going to wear that?

x
..previously on the Paperwork

Index of days
Dramatis personae
Glossary of terms

x
My annual complaint: I'm just not into this St. Patrick's Day thing. Maybe this year it's because I'm writing an Irish-themed script at the moment (and having a horrible time getting through the expository scenes...hoi!), but probably because I've always been of two minds about being Irish. One is, everyone on the planet (except the British) thinks that Irishmen are the cutest things in the world. The other is, I'm an American, dammit.

Which means that I've had to fight Anglophilia for most of my life. Anglophilia is antithetical to the Irish--and Irish-American--experience.

For many years I gave into it in a big way, watching Masterpiece Theatre every week (until we got to Love for Lydia--I couldn't do that) and reading English authors and wanting to move there and so on.

When I was 19 I spent 2 weeks in London by myself, and I saw 16 theatre shows in 14 days: Patrick Stewart in Yonadab, Anthony Hopkins in Pravda, Derek Jacobi in Mad, Bad, and Dangerous to Know. Plus I saw the original stage production of Chess (my original reason for going to London in the first place) and Les Miserables.

Here's my Derek Jacobi story: I saw his play the last night I was in London--it was a special presentation on a Monday night, not a night when theatres are usually open. After the show, I decided to get his autograph. I went around to the stage door, where I saw two lines: the line of people waiting in the cold to get Jacobi's autograph, and the line of people going into the stage door.

I knew which line I was joining.

So I got in the line going to the stage door. The line swung through Jacobi's dressing room and on to what I can only assume was the refreshments room. I stood in line and listened to a couple of chaps talk about how they really had to work together again at the BBC and start putting a deal together.

I finally made it into Jacobi's dressing room. He was standing there, very alone, no one talking to him. I stuck out my hand and said, "Thank you very much, Mr. Jacobi, it was wonderful."

He smiled, shook my hand, and said, "I'm glad you enjoyed it."

So I didn't get his autograph, but I did meet an actor who made a gigantic impression on me as an adolescent (in I, Claudius). I didn't go into the refreshments room; my boldness only goes so far. I walked back out, passed all the people in line waiting for his autograph, and went back to my hotel.

Boy, I should dig out my journal from this time and try to remember exactly what I did there. I remember a little old lady coming up to me at Buckingham Palace and asking me for directions. I could tell from her accent that she was German, and, since I'd stopped in London on my way back from a quarter in Germany, I answered her in German. She was astounded (and extremely grateful).

I remember being violently disappointed in the stage production of Chess, but I was so devoted to the recording I'd had of it (I must have listened to it a couple of thousand times) that I think any production would have been disappointing.

Now, years later, I'm wondering why I didn't hang around the stage door for Anthony Hopkins. I knew who the guy was, for crying out loud; I thought he was the cutest thing in the world in Audrey Rose (not to mention The Lion In Winter. Sigh. Live and learn, I guess.


Lies, Damn Lies, and Statistics

Went to the gym, lifted some weights.

Lost less than a pound this week. However, I sense this is serious water retention (even though it's not the retention week of the month). Yesterday I weighed 135, today I weighed 137. I think this is because I drank so much water yesterday, after a long time of not drinking anywhere near my 8 glasses, so I'm retaining.

I'm drinking a lot today too--I want to get back into the swing of drinking tons of water and flushing my system. Hydration is your friend!

The 
             Paperwork continues...

x

Copyright ©1998 Diane Patterson