“I Am” over at The Evangelical Atheist (proselytizing atheists are just so cute) is having an atheist haiku contest. He (or is it…She?) offers a few samples:
“While god does love you,
Only we can save you, so
Make a donation.”If I made a rock
That big, I think I’d drop it
On Pat Robertson.
Why does your address link to my blog? I have a real beef with the creatively challenged, I’d appreciate an answer. Now.
And I have a problem with morons who a)ask a question more than once and b)don’t bother to read the answer.
I have no idea why anyone would want to link to you. I certainly have not. (Haven’t even looked at your blog. So there.)
Yeah, I’m a moron. YET YOUR VERY OWN TITTLE LEADS TO MY BLOG. What kind of parasite are you? The name of your blog, you know, the one you write, leads to my blog, you know, the one YOU DON’T WRITE AND HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH.
What kind of pestilence are you?
Dude: welcome to the Internet. Sometimes there are, like, links and stuff.
Tell you what, Todd: you find the page the links are on, and trust me, I’ll remove them in a heartbeat. I’ve already gone to the trouble of removing your blog link from your own sig. (Which I know you’ll appreciate, ’cause you’re such an appreciative guy and all.)
Oh, and Todd? We’re done here.
Hey, if this guy ever becomes an even greater nuisance (and believe me, you’re not the first to be struck by this particular form of pixelated pestilence), feel free to visit http://therealtoddvodka.blogspot.com, with info on his real name (Marcus Lawson), last known contact information, etc.
(Said site, of course, not being the creation of the moron whose spam appears above. We use this identity of “The Real Todd Vodka” unapologetically, since of course, there IS no “real” Todd Vodka; he’s merely a poser with nothing better to do than to spread his loathesomeness all over the internet.)
Yours truly – TRTV